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Inspired by Flux of Pink Indians. Thicc sweatshirt features Shorti the Phidippus regius (regal jumping spider) gentleman doing his mating dance. As a bonus, people will look at you funny at Wawa if you wear this. Or maybe you'll make a friend?

Ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Shorti the spood - anti war / pro jumping spider sweatshirt

$25.00Price
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